Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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