physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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