Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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