think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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