question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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