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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Mom said you looked used
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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