Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
It's blow job season.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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