I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
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