i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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