I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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