Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
My brain says no but my pants say off.
it hurts more in the daytime
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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