Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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