that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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