Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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