i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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