just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Too much gin, very little bucket
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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