South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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