i just had sex bonerless
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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