Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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