Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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