Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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