haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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