I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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