you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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