wat bout pragnant strippers??
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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