I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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