you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Randomize
