Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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