I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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