I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
My pussy is not your playground.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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