i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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