lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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