The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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