I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
