if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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