Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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