: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
wrigley field is MILF paradise
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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