the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
