Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I love you. Go after that dick
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
where are my eyebrows?
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