you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
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