I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
be right there i have to get my cape
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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