is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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