I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
The ass gains better be worth it
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