I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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