she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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