I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
