No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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