I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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