I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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