i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Holy sore nipples Batman
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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