I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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