Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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