There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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