just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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