butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Randomize
