Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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