I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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