You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
